Great party. And it sucks. In the pilot episode, Blairand Serena see each other again after a long time when Serena comes back home after boarding school. Wearing his trademark scarf. "We Don't Judge. [Serena throws the invitation onto the steps]. And everyone is talking. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. Too bad for her theres school on Monday. You were like my sister and with our families we need each other. Gossip Girl. Dan Yeah, 'Rolling Stone' named them one of the 'Top 10 Forgotten Bands Of The '90s'. And you're kinda not invited. My name is Dan Humphrey and that is my little sister. "Gossip Girl" Gossip Girl (Narrator) quotes and scenes organized by seasons/series, character and episode. Well, that means you've taught me the meaning of love, it's expanding, always. And if we know Chuck, hes not one to let things lie. Imposing. Dan: It . Nathaniel, you're finally about to have sex with your girlfiend. That's one secret I'll never tell. Dan I don't know, I think she would be a tad overwhelmed by the glitz and the glamour of the Humphrey lifestyle. But I'm just not sure if she's the girl for me. She lives in Toronto with her husband and has a special interest in teen dramas, reality TV, and horror movies. Season One is the first season of Gossip Girl, the American teen drama based upon the book series written by Cecily von Ziegesar. Jenny Ok good, 'cause I already ordered and only got enough for one. Gossip Girl: Has our bad girl really gone good? Rachel Berry Monologue. Unless you want us to wait for you. Take our clothes off, stare at each other. [INT LIMOUSINE - Blair, Nate, Chuck, Isabel and Katy are laughing and drinking champagne], [INT THE PALACE HOTEL - Dan enters and sees Serena standing on the gallery, they look at each other and smile], [INT 'KISS ON THE LIPS' PARTY - Chuck, Isabel and Katy are standing at the bar, Chuck spots Jenny in the crowd]. I have to meet Nate. Serena Erik, I know I've been a terrible sister. Sarah Brown from "Guys and Dolls" - The Devil. [Blair, Isabel and Katy walk away, Serena turns around]. Look, Blair's my best friend and you're her boyfriend and she loves you. Permalink: You can't make people . Howie What? XOXO Gossip Girl. "Because I'm nice. And not this week. There's nothing 'Gossip Girl' likes more than a good catfight. I guess miracles can happen. Blair gives great advice, even if she can't always take it herself, and when she's commenting on the chaos of her life or standing up for herself, Blair showsGossip Girlfans that she's always intelligent. You know, I really had no idea you could move that fast. Jenny Maybe you'd care if dad's band was on 'Gossip Girl'. Serena Yeah, but none of them mentioned you. Search through . Nice to meet you. Were you sunning in Crete or sinning in Croatia? XOXO, Press J to jump to the feed. Gossip Girl (Voice Over): Word is that S bailed on B's party in under 90 seconds and didn't even have one lemochello. Serena So, you're actually hiding him. Blair You are now. Ten percent of me is glad I was right." Serena is mortified and heartbroken that Dan Humphrey has written mean things about her in his novel Inside. Gossip Girl: This just in: Asher Hornsby spotted locking lips before class, but not with his girlfriend. I needed to get away from everything. in my opinion, that's a great scene to show her vulnerability. It might be fiction, but Serenais understandably hurt. I just want you to make the most of it. Nate, can I borrow you? Its more than just getting into college, its setting a course for the rest of your life. When the guy is sitting at the bar talking to some other scum and saying,"She's so beautiful." This is how I felt. Looks like Utter Disgrace is the name on the label. So, uhm, sensible tortured soul boy is actually kind of superficial. So until next time, you know you love me. And I'm pretty sure she thought I was someone else. And who am I? RELATED:5 Worst Things Dan Did To Serena On Gossip Girl (& 5 Worst Serena Did To Him). [Chuck touches Serena's thigh and leans in on her]. Dan How could I? Blair What is she doing here? Gossip Girl: Spotted: Lonely Boy on the Upper East Side. They had to overcome drama with quite a few villains between season 1 and season 6. The only one. Keep that in mind. Isabel So cute! Gossip Girl: Sometimes, in an effort to spread the most outrageous rumors, we look over the very thing thats even more scandalousthe truth. Mom and Dad. 1. [INT GRAND CENTRAL STATION, Serena walks in, a girl watches her and takes a photo with her cell phone]. Very few of them had good relationships with their parents due to theirdemanding jobs and travel schedule. I figured my work was done. Serena van der Woodsen. Nate Oh, hey! XOXO Gossip Girl, Gossip Girl Gossip Girl (Narrator) 2007.09.19 Claire. You know my mom: If it's not broke, break it. Now have good night, we're closing the kitchen early. Thanks for the photo, Mel. Jenny It's called the 'Kiss On The Lips' party. Chuck And yet you know I'm right. Super successful parents expect nothing less from their offspring. What time does the limo come? MONOLOGUES FOR GIRLS One Sunday Afternoon by James Hagan [This lovely, if somewhat sentimental play, written in 1930, is about young love in a small Midwestern town. Gossip Girl: Hey Upper East Siders, its that time of year again. Serena No, no, that that was then. Jenny A fashion emergency. Gossip Girl: Spotted on the steps of the Met: an S. and B. power struggle.Did S think she could waltz home and things would be just like they were? Howie You want my advice? All Monologues; Popular Types: Popular: Women; Men; Teens; Kids; Comedic; Contemporary; Shakespeare; Explore Great Comedic Monologues. GG Monologue. Taxi Driver Hey, watch were you're going! Serena Oh, ok, ok, I see. We need your help. I choose you. By parents even more wicked than their offspring. There were plenty of flashbacks on the "Gossip Girl" finale, most of which focused on Dan Humphrey (Penn Badgley) and his first encounters with Serena van der Woodsen (Blake Lively).In the present time, viewers saw Dan decide to give the final chapter of his book to Nate Archibald (Chace Crawford) and "The Spectator," which revealed who Gossip Girl was. While it might not be healthy, their betrayals exemplify that Blair and Serena can get through anything. Gossip Girl: The rules for a model the day of a photo shoot are similar to those of a patient pre-surgery. Amy, a romantic young girl, has a crush on the town bully and she's describing it to her friend Virginia.] Why didn't you save me any? Nate Thanks for meeting me. [Chuck plays with his drink, looking bored, Isabel and Katy are reading their text mesages]. Upper East Side Queens aren't born at the top. Look for her. Sex, lies and scandals - Gossip Girl is back, and no one's secrets are safe. In the city that never sleeps a lot can happen in one night. Being grounded can lead to something groundbreaking. [Chuck, a friend of Nate's is sitting on the couch with Isabel and Katy]. [INT HOME OF THE WALDORFS - Serena walks in and gets noticed by Eleanor]. The 2021 version of Gossip Girl is obsessed with privilege as well, but a different, non-white kind. They prefer other gentlemen. Oh, and dad's at the gallery working late. Dan Well, listen, I don't want to be late but you're looking great. GG: Dont look so sad, Little J. Is this just another round of blanks fired between B and Little J? Gossip Girl (Voice Over): Spotted: Lonely Boy can't believe the love of his life has returned. We're The Non-Judging Breakfast Club. Gossip Girl: This just in: S and B committing a crime of fashion. Blair Well, you missed some classic Eleanor Waldorf melt-downs. An exclusive group of privileged teens from a posh prep school on Manhattan's Upper East Side whose lives revolve around the blog of the all-knowing albeit ultra-secretive Gossip Girl. You may have won over B for now but we still think youre hiding something. NEED YOU, J. [INT BUS - Chuck and Nate are sitting next to each other, Dan is standing in the alley]. 10. This quote is applicable to several of the friendships in Gossip Girl, as friends are like a safety net who are always there to catch each other when they fall. Blair knows that accomplishments and accolades don't always prove intelligence and that there's a lot more to someone than their degrees. When they ended up in a fight and stopped talking, it was obvious how much they missed each other. Lily: Let's not discuss this right now, ok? Today I felt beautiful. Blair: I wouldn't miss it. Gossip Girl: In our modern age, when you call someone and cant find them you can be pretty sure theyll get the message. No matter how much money a person has, it's hard to be happy without someone to share their life with. Blair: You really don't think i'll go up there. Eleanor Because I love you. Chuck Yeah? Gossip Girl: Hey Upper East Siders, its Christmas in New York. Monologue is from CW's Gossip Girl episode 1x08 "Seventeen Candles" performed originally by Leighton Meester as Blair WaldorfActressInstagram: @SamiGotskindE. I just fail at putting myself back together. Concierge How did you know it was Miss van der Woodsen if you didn't read it and if you are not a guest at the hotel what were you doing there? Blair and Serena's Gossip Girl friendship has twists and turns, rivaling some of the show's biggest plot twists for keeping fans on the edge of their seats. Uploaded by Shahirrah Shaziman . A tradition since the year 2000, each one more decadent than the last. Looks like our resident moral compass isnt such a straight arrow after all. Serena The Palace, 8 o'clock. Eleanor: I'll set a place for you at the table next to Blair. Dartmouth is far enough away for her. Blair Really? Surrendered My Virtue To A Self-Absorbed Ass. she has quite long monologue about their difference and her background, when she pays jenny a visit after she posts that pic of dan and serena (season 3 finale), episode 1 in season 4 where she tells serena how heartbroken she actually is, how sad she is, thats a good one. With everything from trundle beds to truffles in place, all thats missing is sleepover star and Waldorf BFF, Serena van der Woodsen. Rufus Maybe if musicians would get off their blogs and picked up their guitars then music business would be in better shape. Dan Yeah, no, I it's not a problem, really. Nate Archibald. Serena No, it's ok. She pays a few bucks for gossip to whoever is willing to give it. "Wrapped in Red" - Kelly Clarkson . I never really have gotten . Jenny: It's Juliet. Monologues for girls are here grouped into funny monologues for girls and dramatic. I don't want to take any of that away from you. Chuck Let's catch up. [Blair walks up to her boyfriend, Nate, and his father, also called 'The Captain']. A. [INT HOME OF THE HUMPHREYS - Jenny and Dan are standing in front of a mirror, getting ready to go out]. Is that you? You will find that the monologues listed here are a good mash up of both comedy and drama monologue pieces. [FLASHBACK - ONE YEAR AGO - INT BAR - Serena is sitting on top of Nate, riding him], [INT THE PALACE HOTEL - KITCHEN - Chuck violenty tries to kiss Serena], [FLASHBACK - ONE YEAR AGO - INT BAR - Serena and Nate make out heavily], [INT BLAIR'S BEDROOM - Blair falls onto her bed and starts crying], [FLASHBACK - ONE YEAR AGO - INT BAR - Nate kisses Serena's breasts], [INT THE PALACE HOTEL - KITCHEN - Chuck is still trying to kiss Serena], [Serena kicks Chuck between the legs and storms off], [INT THE PALACE HOTEL - BAR - Dan looks around the bar for Serena, she enters the bar and crashes into him, her purse flies to the ground, Dan helps her to pick up her things], [Serena takes her purse and runs off, Dan finds her cell phone on the floor and tries to tell Serena but she is already gone]. It looks so realistic! And then there are those other people. If you want to chat about the TV show Gossip Girl then you're in the right place. This is the last item that goes to press without proof. But our moneys on Brooklyn for the win. Baby Daddy that is? "Brothers and sisters, resist the Devil and he will flee from you. Sparks were flying for sure, but will it be a threeway or a D-Day? No food or drink 12 hours prior, wear comfortable clothing, and make sure your affairs are in order. And didnt even have one limoncello. Or can these two hotties work it out? Since this is a monologue, I decided to look up instea. Rufus Well, your kids were about to meet, it's a small island.