National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation: Directed by Jeremiah S. Chechik. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of your assholes! : Well whatever I did, I'm sure I can explain [the motorcycle cop forcibily takes Clark by the arm and leads him to the rear of the car, which has a dog leash still tied to it]. Clark, let's just skip the house of mud. : I'm making this out for $1,000. Product Information. I'm sure they're not repairing every ride at the same time. The 79-year-old actor is starring in the upcoming R.L. Thank you very much. It's given me a chance to spend a lot more time with you and uh Rusty You want me to strap her to the hood? Oh - we're sorry. Supper's gettin' cold! Now I want my blue sports wagon and if you can't get it I'm gonna take my business elsewhere! Hey Underpants [the bartender pulls out a double-barrled shotgun and shoots Clark! Oh no no no, you see, my wife lost her credit cards in Colorado and I had to report it, and the computer's probably reporting that I lost mine, which obviously I haven't. Honey, there's nothing in that luggage that can't be replaced. He's been making audiences laugh for years in the National Lampoon's Vacation film series, but Chevy Chase doesn't joke around when it comes to being the dad of his four kids. Well I'll tell you something, this is no longer a vacation. The film follows the Griswold family as they set out on a cross-country drive headed for a vacation at the fictional theme park Wally World. : We're from out of town. Clark Griswald Metallic Pea? Mechanic 1 Clark Griswald How do you like yours, Clark? We have no business being in a neighborhood like this! [confused] Official Sites He last played the character in the 2015 movie Vacation, which starred Ed . : Could you please tell how to get back on the expressway? : Clark Griswald Clark Griswald Clark Griswald | : The film stars Chevy Chase, Beverly D'Angelo, Randy Quaid, Wayne Newton, Ethan Embry, and Wallace Shawn. Nothing to be proud of Russ Clark Griswald Rusty! Griswalds met on the vacation. I don't know for how much longer, though. And I'm asking how much you got! Ooooh, I know that smell. : Roy Walley : Clark Griswald He Clark You're the ones who sent me the fruitcake for Christmas. Man Giving Directions Motorcycle Cop I think they owe us a little fun, okay? He's always been a jackoff Ellen Griswold Well anyway, Mr. Walley, I went on all the rides, I didn't even get sick this time! Didn't you think it was real, honey? Except for your diaphragm. I just want you to ask yourself one thing. . Come on, come on, how much? : Oh are you happy now Clark? See more ideas about christmas vacation, christmas vacation costumes, national lampoons christmas vacation. Everybody in the car. Clark Griswald DON'T TOUCH! Not without a major credit card. [the kids are playing Pacman while Clark is designing a map on the computer]. Mr. Griswold ordered a blue sports wagon, where is it? Aunt Edna Seeing is believing. Motorcycle Cop The computer says it's been reported lost. Ellen Griswald Marty Moose, Marty Moose, Marty Moose! : Clark Griswald So, what's the bill? Clark Griswald Motorcycle Cop I think you're all fucked in the head. Cousin Eddie It looked real. Director Harold Ramis Writer John Hughes (screenplay) Stars Chevy Chase Beverly D'Angelo Imogene Coca See production, box office & company info Watch on AMC+ with Prime Video Channels : I gotta be crazy, I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose! : [Delivering the eulogy for Aunt Edna, flatly]. When National Lampoon's Vacationwas released, Chevy Chase was 39 years old. Holy shit! No, it isn't. : National Lampoon's Vacation, sometimes referred to as simply Vacation, is a 1983 American road trip comedy film directed by Harold Ramis starring Chevy Chase, Beverly D'Angelo, Imogene Coca, Randy Quaid, John Candy, and Christie Brinkley in her acting debut with special appearances by Eddie Bracken, Brian Doyle-Murray, Miriam Flynn, James Keach, Eugene Levy and Frank McRae. Cousin Eddie : Clark, Dinkums needs a long walk and a bath. It's a quest. : Ellen Griswold [sarcastic] Oh, you can't think I'd do this on purpose? : [looking at the dead Aunt Edna in the back seat]. : National Lampoon's Vacation (1983) Full Cast & Crew See agents for this cast & crew on IMDbPro Directed by Harold Ramis Writing Credits (in alphabetical order) Cast (in credits order) verified as complete Produced by Music by Ralph Burns Cinematography by Victor J. Kemper . Normally, I get sick on all your rides Roy Walley Motel Desk Clerk Cousin Eddie I said didn't you think it was real? Clark Griswald Ellen Griswold Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld : I can't accept this credit card. Technical Specs, [after being in the desert for too long, Clark begins to go insane]. Motel Desk Clerk : : Clark. [talking about Aunt Edna] : : : on a plane. Audrey Griswald Clark Griswald Anthony Michael Hall reunited with Chevy Chase years later. Sure, Eddie, how much do you need? We thought you enjoyed fruitcake. Chevy Chaseplayed the character 'Clark Griswold'. : Would you rather I slipped her in the night deposit box at the funeral home? Cousin Eddie Chevy Chase was already a box office star when he took on the role of Clark Griswold for the third time. : Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld Clark Griswald Clark Griswald Taxi! : : A loud noise like that could damage the kids' hearing. Well am I gonna eat, or am I gonna starve to death? I could put an eye out with this thing.